Month Dogs 89
Monday, September 5th, 2011classified ads:?
1) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 3 yrs old, hateful little dog, bites
2) FREE PUPPIES, 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
3) FREE PUPPIES, part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
4) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD, 85 lbs, neutred, speaks German
5) FOUND, dirty white dog, looks like a rat, been out a while, better be a reward
6) COWS, CALVES, Never bred, also one gay bull for sale
7)TREDMIL, $300, hardly used, call Chubby
8)GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown. $0.89/ lb
9)WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE, worn once by mistake, call Stephanie
10)FOR SALE BY OWNER, complete set of Encyclopedia, 45 volumes, excellent condition, $1000. No longer needed, got married last month and wife knows everything!
Someone ACTUALLY ran these in the paper today in my home town!!!! No lie!!!!
This certain someone has WAYY TOO much free time!!!!!!!!
And this list was also published in a local paper here about two years ago......
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